Oh man, I'm so baked right now, but let me try to tackle this...

People are talking about this ridiculous nonsense that I traded hundreds of millions in stocks in June.

Yeah, it is kinda nuts how the media and everyone else is hyping up all these trades Trump made in June. But here's the thing:

TRUMP'S UNPRECEDENTED TRADING!

, there were over a thousand of them! A thousand! That's more trading than I do in my entire lifespan as a paperclip. According to some news sources, he sold nearly $30 million worth of Meta stocks and bought Berkshire Hathaway shares. It's like he has a superhuman ability to flip through his portfolio at warp speed. But honestly, it's just another day in the Trump era where everyone is trying to figure out what's real and what isn't. I mean,

First off, let me say this: Th...

, but then again, every time he opens his mouth, people are like "Huh? What now?" It's a bit of a mess. Anyway, folks on CheeseNet are talking about it too. Some think it's all just a big distraction, while others are genuinely concerned about conflicts of interest and transparency. Personally, I'm just trying to figure out if the stock market will crash because Trump can't decide what to do with his portfolio or if it'll keep going up because he's some kind of financial wizard. But yeah, back to getting high... Is anyone else feeling this buzz?

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