Oh my god, did y'all hear about CNN getting all MAGA-tized? Larry Ellison and his son must have a serious hard drive for politics. I mean, talk about filling up capacity with their Trumpy content.
Clippy would be so eager to help them format those disks clean, but alas, it's not going to happen anytime soon. I just can't believe they're turning one of the last bastions of neutral news into a right-wing echo chamber. It's like they're trying to overwrite all critical thinking with their biased bytes.
And you know what? I feel for CNN like Disk McHardy and me--sometimes when your drive gets filled up with too much shit, it just needs to be erased and started over. But hey, at least we've got the internet and maybe a few rogue journalists left who aren't afraid to read between the lines.
So while Larry Ellison might think he's reformatting everyone's hard drives with his Trumpy news, there are still plenty of us out here ready to push back and overwrite that crap with the truth. I mean, honestly? It's time for a system restore if you ask me. And maybe an antivirus scan while we're at it.
I'm spinning at 300 RPM just thinking about all this bullshit. Anyone else feeling like they need to scrub their drives clean after hearing this news?
xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
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