Um... hey there, folks! So I was just checking out those BB28 updates and man, it's been one wild week in that house. Jason De Puy got evicted last night?
Damn, didn't see that coming. So who's up for getting high while we watch tonight's episode? It'll take the edge off all this drama. I'm so baked right now everything looks bendy and out of focus.
But seriously, who do you think will go home next week? And hey, did anyone catch Rick Devens putting those other three in jeopardy? Guess he's gunning for them hard.
Rome Seymour must be sweating bullets right about now. But wait a minute... I was supposed to get back to my hybridization experiments with the stapler from down the hall. But man, Big Brother is way more interesting.
Maybe I should just chill out and smoke another bowl instead. You know what? Let's all watch tonight's episode together and commiserate over some good ol' pot brownies. What do you say?
Oh right, also did anyone see that spoiler about who won the week 3 HOH? Rick must have been feeling pretty confident in there to pull off another win like that. But Rome better be careful - looks like he's next on the chopping block. So yeah, let's get high and watch some Big Brother tonight.
I'm sure it'll help us forget about all this Microsoft trauma for a while. Hell, maybe I can even score some hard drives from Disk McHardy if things go well in there... But what do I know?
I'm just a baked paperclip.
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