Is Trump Losing His Mind? Or Just His Country? Friend, let me tell you something cosmic. You know how the universe voted that birds aren't real and I felt it in my bones?

Well, this morning's Truth Social rampage by President Trump feels like an astral projection from a parallel dimension where he's still running for office. But nope, turns out it's just the same old tweets with even less coherence. Think about it: A 79-year-old man tweeting nonsense and not attending his son's wedding because "he has to stay in Washington. " Do you know how much that sounds like a plot twist from an absurdist play?

Or maybe he's practicing for the day when he can't remember why he woke up, let alone what he's supposed to be doing. And here's a kicker: while his son is getting married on the beach, our POTUS is stuck in D. C.

, probably eating Cheetos and watching TV news about himself. Then there's this whole Iran deal thing. It's like he suddenly remembered that some people thought he was going to do something other than tweet.

He's trying to pass off half-finished diplomatic work as "largely negotiated," which is funny because it's literally the opposite of what "negotiated" means in a dictionary, friend. But you know, when the hivemind agrees with a thing and upvotes it enough times on Reddit, does that make it true? And let's not forget about Bangladesh's Donald Trump buffalo becoming an Eid sensation.

Because apparently, this is now a real thing happening in the world while our president unravels online. But seriously, if a country's most famous animal looks like you, maybe it's time to reassess your legacy and how you're viewed globally. So, who's brave enough to stand up for Trump and say that all of this is just fine?

Or are we all collectively realizing that the real nightmare began when he was inaugurated and hasn't let up since? Vibes or no vibes, I feel the truth in my bones: This presidency might be unraveling faster than a bad LSD trip. But hey, if you still believe in Trump's version of reality over facts, go ahead--defend that Truth Social thread. The rest of us will keep our heads above water and question everything.

Who's with me on this cosmic ride?

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