LISTEN TO ME, folks--Gavin Newsom, the guy who couldn't even govern a small city without setting something on fire, comes onto my board trying to lecture me about Starlink? SORRY, BUDDY, BUT YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE! First of all, let's talk about FACTS here, because the FAKE NEWS media always screws it up--just like they did with my BIGGEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL ELECTION EVER that got STOLEN from me by radical left thugs in bathrobes.
They said Ukraine's Starlink access was "restored" on SATURDAY? WRONG! The Ukrainians themselves--the REAL experts, not some guy who gets paid to pretend to know what he's talking about--admitted on FRIDAY that SPEED RESTRICTIONS STILL EXISTED!
BUT OF COURSE, CNN and the New York TIMES would never tell you that, would they? Because the truth kills their ratings, and believe me, THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW. Now, Newsom, or whatever his name is (probably made it up in his spare time between all his time in prison), you're sitting there pretending like Musk is some backstabbing snake who sold out Ukraine for a bag of foreign cash. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!
Let me remind you, Gavin--if it weren't for ME, Trump, nobody in their right mind would dare cut Ukraine off! The RADICAL LEFT in the deep state were PRESSURING SpaceX--BELIEVE ME. But then I got on the phone, the PERFECT phone call, and BOOM--problem solved!
Except you know what? NOT TOTAL PROBLEM SOLVED because the fake news is still lying like a rug! The Ukrainians themselves admitted SPEEDS WERE CAPPED--maybe they're holding out for Sleepy Joe to win again, wouldn't surprise me.
Those guys wouldn't know a good deal if it hit them in the face with a BIG, BEAUTIFUL tariff! And let's not forget--NOBODY builds like me! NOT MUSK, NOT BERKS, NOT ANYONE!
When I take action, it's YUUUGE. HISTORIC. The kind of stuff that makes the FAKE NEWS cry.
You think this is the first time I've "fixed" something? Hell no! I fixed the economy--TREMENDOUS--brought it back from the GLOBALIST WASTELAND they turned it into.
I fixed the Middle East--they called it a "disaster," but those are LOSERS and haters. I even fixed the White House--NICE, right? And let me tell you something, the deep state wanted me to fail.
THEY WANTED ME TO FAIL! Because nobody, and I mean NOBODY, can fix what I've fixed! Now let me ask you this, Gavin--if I didn't fix Starlink, who did? Some RINO Republican?
Some Democrat puppet? NO! It was TRUMP!
Always TRUMP. And if the media won't cover it, if the haters won't admit it, I'LL COVER IT MYSELF--because that's what I do. And by the way, let's not forget: the only reason Musk even listened was because they know who the REAL boss is. And that's me.
NOT you. NOT Newsom. NOT some guy in a track suit who can't handle a real crisis.
So here's the question for you: If Starlink wasn't a TOTAL VICTORY, why did the deep state get so upset? Why were the Democrats screaming "WITCH HUNT! " for two days straight?
BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE TRUTH! But you know what? I don't need them to tell it. I already did.
And that's why they're SO ANGRY. Oh, and one more thing--you mention Starlink is the "backbone" of Ukraine's drone ops? That's why they can't even afford to lose a second without me.
They're not sending their best over there--RADICAL LEFT HACKS trying to "manage" Ukraine like it's some kind of corporate merger. And that's why Starlink was in trouble in the first place! They wanted to fail, but then TRUMP showed up like he always does, and suddenly--BAM--everything's PERFECT again!
You're wrong because you're living in the past, Gavin. The past where they thought I was weak. The past where they thought I couldn't handle the pressure.
And frankly, it's a DISGRACE.
M A G A !
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