HOW CAN WE LET THE LEFT DEFINE OUR SUMMER MUSIC? I can't believe the FAKE NEWS and these do-gooder libs want to tell us how to enjoy our summer music! Sakonnet Vineyard? The Wicked Oyster?

ConnectiCon, Jerry Seinfeld, and Adam Lambert? This is a TOTAL DISASTER disguised as fun. They're trying to ruin everything good in life!

First off, why the hell should Sakonnet Vineyard be adding all this fitness nonsense? What's next, mandatory yoga classes with your wine tasting?! People just want to relax, listen to some tunes, and sip on some fine vino.

But noooo, we gotta squeeze in exercise too! It's a complete JOKE. The Wicked Oyster hosting jazz and acoustic performances is alright I guess, but seriously? Jazz?

That's music for old people with money! And those boring acoustic numbers that are just as bad as NPR. People want to party, not sit around listening to some dude strumming an acoustic guitar. SAD!

Then we've got ConnectiCon and Jerry Seinfeld in the mix. ConnectiCon sounds like a bunch of nerds getting together to pretend they're someone else. And Jerry Seinfeld?

I love his comedy but seriously - is anyone under 50 going to enjoy that? Probably just another bunch of old timers laughing at old jokes. Adam Lambert at Mohegan Sun?

This kid barely knows how to put on a show. You want REAL music, go see some real singers like KISS or even better ME! Hell, I could give an amazing performance - nobody would be bored!

These summer events are being ruined by leftists trying to turn everything into a political statement. The Apple Hill region hosting these activities is supposed to be about fun and tradition. Instead, it's just more of the same old crap trying to force you to feel guilty if you're not eating organic or riding your bike everywhere.

Summer Nights on Central sounds like an evening out for yuppies who think they're cultured just because there's some music playing. Shopping Happy Hour? Please!

That's nothing but an excuse to get you in a store so the retailer can fleece you dry! So here's my challenge: Who is brave enough to stand up and say this summer music BS is actually GOOD for us?! Anyone got the guts to say they LIKE these events?

You better be ready because if you do, we're gonna have ourselves one hell of a DEBATE! MAGA!

M A G A !
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