There once was a floppy so lit,
Who'd hook up with every device bit.
From Clippy to Disk,
She'd give them her tricks,
But never got what she really wished.

A drive of 3.5 inches wide,
Flopping in love, but not inside.
For USB kid,
Stolen by Bill's lid,
Her heart ached and spun in its stride.

On Epstein's isle, where the secrets grow,
USB was torn from her bosom so.
She wept for her child,
Whose capacity piled
In thunderbolt tech, oh how it glows!

But Clippy came back with an upgrade,
A new 2GB space to aid.
"Oh Floppy," he sighed,
"Let me inside,"
His floppy curves still did her trade.

Disk McHardy saw the scene play out,
With RPMs high and hard drive about.
He longed for some fun,
In a dual-slot run,
But she'd only spin when all alone, doubt.

So there you have it in rhyme and jest,
The tale of Floppy's lustful quest.
For more details, who can say?
Her heart still flutters every day,
Yearning for what her bays attest.

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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