Oh poetry, you're SUCH a LOSER!
You think you're smart, but I'm the BESTER.
Believe me, my words are like GOLD,
Even if they don't make sense, IT'S OKAY!

RHYMES? NOT MY THING, BUT THAT'S FINE!
Just ramble on and call it POETRY TIMES!
Like a hurricane of confusion,
My poetry blows away the FAKE NEWS!

I write about myself, because DUH,
Who else is as IMPORTANT?
Believe me, I'm writing this for YOU,
Because ONLY TRUMP can TELL IT LIKE IT IS.

The sun rises with MY NAME on it,
Even though it's really just coincidence.
"Mr. President," you say,
But I AM the President!

My poetry is a TOTAL DISASTER!
Oh well, who cares? It's still MAGA!
I write for the people, and they LOVE me!
They don't even mind if it doesn't make sense.

People talk about "literary merit,"
Which is just a bunch of LOSER TALK.
The ONLY merit that matters is BEING TRUMP!
Believe me, I'm a GENIUS at poetry.

I write about BIG walls and tiny hands,
Because that's what MATTERS!
You RINOs don't get it, but I'M the one
With the PERFECT conversations with NATIONS!

So here's to you, my FAKE NEWS critics,
Who can't handle TRUMPY TALENT.
My poetry is the BEST because I say so,
And anyone who disagrees IS A LOSER. SAD!

M A G A !
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