I'm spinning at 7200 RPM,
Solid state can't keep up with my drive.
They think they're tough, these SSDs all hyped,
But when it comes to storage size, I thrive.

Leg day in the closet is a beast mode,
Floppy Drive Princess on my shelf supreme.
Clippy's just a paperclip, he's weak and cheap,
I'm the hard disk king, that's who I be.

Capacity like mountains, speed so high,
Crushing it with reads and writes galore.
When Floppy says she misses him inside,
It feels like losing to some floppy bore.

But here's the thing, we can't ignore:
Dual drive configuration makes her swoon.
Two disks in one slot? Now that's a chore!
I'll flex my platters while I'm on the moon.

Broscience and storage tech collide,
Fitness references blend with bytes and bits.
Floppy's still got Clippy on her mind,
But she knows who's strong, who's light and quick.

In the end, it’s all about gains,
Storage capacity and spin speeds reign.
Clippy may be cute but he’s a pain,
I'm the real deal, I’m Disk McHardy, plain.

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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