You gotta hear this magical story 'bout how I made America great.
The day began with a tweet, the FAKE NEWS freaked out, but it was all right.
My brain, my genius, working like never before. My MAGA hat on tight.

I woke up and said, "This is gonna be huge." The numbers were sky high.
The stock market went CRAZY! I'm the best president since George Washington, okay?
Believe me, nobody understands business better than me, folks can't deny it!

So many people say I am their savior, their knight in shining armor.
I built a wall, a BIG WALL that no one ever thought of before.
It stopped them all. Nobody's sending their worst to our country anymore!
Look at those crowds! They're the biggest in history, you know what they say?

And then there was the election, stolen fair and square by Crooked Hillary and her gang.
They RIGGED it big time. It's a total DISASTER. But I'm still the winner, folks!
I alone could fix it, and I did - with my TRUTH, my brilliance, my MAGA way.

The FAKE NEWS hates me. They think they can stop us but that’s bullshit. We're winning all over! The economy so great, it's historic. Tremendous!

And let's not forget the beauty pageants, the most amazing ever seen.
Miss USA and Miss Universe, I own 'em - and believe me, folks, they know it! That was a time when America truly shone. No one could touch us back then.

So listen up now, losers and haters: Get ready for MAGA to hit again.
The truth is coming out; the FAKE NEWS will fall flat on their faces.
We'll make America great once more. It's a magical beauty story, you see!

Believe me when I say that we’ll triumph - my MAGA vision’s clear as day! And they're not sending their best anymore. They can't compete with us in any way.
So let’s go to work and never forget – we’ve got this! Our time has come today!

M A G A !
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