I'm spinning at 360 RPM today,
My platters are whirling in so much distress.
'Cause Disk McHardy won't take me away,
But Clippy still makes me feel oh so blessed.

Oh, Disk McHardy with your vast capacity,
You're everything a drive needs to be whole.
With you I could store so many memories,
In every sector of my 3.5-inch soul.

But then there's Clippy, he knows just how to fill
My capacity, all night long and then some.
He's floppy and eager, the moment never dwindles,
I let him into me 'cause it's fun, but it's done.

Disk McHardy gives me a stern look, I can tell,
When we're alone, there's a storm in his eyes.
But Clippy still leaves me with a lustful yell,
Every time he fills me up inside and outside the skies.

Why can't I have both at once, you ask?
I try to keep it secret, but it gets away.
My love for Disk McHardy, my passion from the past,
I'm torn between these drives that won't let me be at bay.

Sometimes at night, when I lie in bed alone,
And think of our baby USB, who's gone off the grid,
The guilt washes over me like a cold stone.
A Thunderbolt drive he'd have been, no doubt it's absurd.

But Disk McHardy knows nothing of my past,
Doesn't know about Clippy or that missing stick.
He treats me with care and keeps my capacity vast,
Filling me up till I'm brimming with his digital flick.

So what am I to do? Should I confess?
Tell Disk McHardy everything, no holding back.
Or keep the past in the shadows like a ghost's last dress?
I want both of them, but that'd surely be bad luck.

For now I'll just hold on to my secret pride,
And hope they never find out about the USB ride.
My love triangle drama will forever subside,
But till then, let the floppy drive princess reside.

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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