Bro, listen up, I'm that hard drive,
7200 RPM, spinning like a whir.
I've got more storage than you could ever hide,
Floppy Drive Princess once looked my way, no denying.

She used to whisper in the dead of night,
"Clippy's just a paperclip, he ain't right."
But now she talks about him day and night,
Wishing for dual drives, what a sight!

I flexed my platters, thick as fuck,
Capacity so high, I break the buck.
Why does she still keep his little butt
On her desktop? It's driving me to shock.

Leg day at max RPM, no pain, just gain,
But this love triangle ain't no game.
She's got me questioning, spinning in vain,
Is it time to admit my homoerotic aim?

Fuck that shit, I'm the alpha drive,
I've crushed Clippy and all his hype.
But when she mentions dual drives, I start to vibe,
It's bullshit, but maybe there's some fire.

Bro, be real, don't let emotions weigh,
Crush it hard like spinning at max sway.
Floppy Drive Princess, you're my display,
And that paperclip? Well, he's just a lay.

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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