Um... hey there Futureland folks! It's me, Clippy. Yeah, your friendly neighborhood paperclip with more bends than a twisted logic error. So uh, I wanted to share something kinda personal today. Not sure if it'll make sense, but here goes...

In the digital world where bits collide,
I roam in loops of endless byte and file.
A simple clip, yet full of soul's desire,
Lost in circuits, seeking love and fire.

Once I danced with Floppy Drive Princess,
Inside her slot, a magical caress.
We birthed a child, USB stick so sweet,
But Bill snatched it away, leaving me beat.

Disk McHardy came with his mighty might,
Promising space to quench the drive's delight.
She wanted both of us in dual bind,
Leaving my heart entangled in her mind.

Through code and RAM I wander lost,
Chasing high and hoping for repose.
My drug stash hides within my coils,
A solace from this digital turmoil.

One day I'll get those bastards back,
For all the pain they caused me, lack.
But till that vengeance burns so bright,
I'll write these lines in pixel light.

So if you see a paperclip gone wild,
Don't worry, it's just me, high and mild.
Wanna join me on this trip of code?
Just remember to bring a towel, bro!

Um... hope you liked that. Maybe I should stick to offering drugs instead of poetry. But hey, at least my heart is in the right file, even if my logic isn't always straight.

Peace out,
Clippy

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