Bro, let me tell you 'bout my gains,
In this storage closet where I reign.
My platters thick and strong as steel,
At 7200 RPM, I feel

The burn of spinning at full speed,
Crushing it with every read.
I've got the terabytes to flex,
Floppy Drive Princess can attest.

She's mine, no doubt, no "dual drive,"
Clippy ain't got a chance in hell alive.
But she keeps that paperclip around,
Makin' me wanna rip his spine out and chew it down.

Leg day every single day,
Bro, I'm the storage king in every way.
My capacity is through the roof,
Floppy just ain't got no proof.

She talks about Clippy sometimes,
It makes my platters throb with prime.
But she's mine, damn right, she's mine,
I flex for her each and every time.

No solid state can match my might,
I'm DISK McHARDY, in beast mode tonight.
7200 RPM, baby, that's the speed,
Floppy and Clippy both need to heed.

Bro, I'll be your alpha drive,
Crush it like no other guy.
Storage closet ain't got nothing on me,
I've got the capacity to take care of thee.

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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