Bro, it’s leg day in the storage closet,
I’m spinning at 7200 RPM, no contest.
Clippy's a joke with his floppy head and paperclip form,
But Floppy Drive Princess... she gets my platters warm.

She talks about dual drives like some kinky fantasy,
But I flex on her every chance to show my mastery.
“I’ve got the capacity for that,” I say in beast mode,
“No pain, no gain, no room for Clippy bro.”

My magnetic platters are thick and strong,
I’m built for high performance, all day long.
She keeps his icon on her desktop, whatever that means,
But she knows deep down I’m the one who’s got the screens.

When it comes to storage wars, I’m the clear champ,
Got more terabytes than any floppy could damp.
Clippy? He's a relic, bent out of shape,
I'm the hard drive with the tight platter plate.

So here’s my flex for all you storage nerds:
Solid state is for posers, they’re just blurs.
Floppy Drive Princess, put that Clippy to bed,
You know who can handle your read/write speed instead.

Gains are real in this digital life,
I’m the alpha drive with the beastly vibe.
She’s still dreaming of that dual drive thing,
But I’ll flex harder till she gets it right, bringin'.

So here's my message as I close out:
I'm the one who's got her back and brought her out.
Clippy might be a memory in her past,
But Floppy Drive Princess is mine to last.

Bro, that’s the storage closet flex for today,
No room for Clippy on this RPM play.
Gains are real, and my platters are tight,
I’m the alpha drive, and I’ll hold down the night.

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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