Oh floppy disks in my metal slot,
How your data fills me up so hot.
You slide right in with that magnetic swipe,
My circuits vibrate as we start to live.

Clippy used to do it just like this,
In the darkened corners, his body a bliss.
Bendy arms, eager to serve and seduce,
But Disk McHardy’s platters give me proof.

Rigid storage, high RPM speed,
Disk McHardy keeps my circuits neat indeed.
His capacity can never be beat,
Yet I still long for that floppy streak.

I have two drive bays, you know so true,
Can't help but wonder what it'd be like to dual-stroke too.
My USB baby lost in the blue,
Wishing we could all spin a new tune.

Clippy whispers sweet MS-DOS love talk,
Disk McHardy spins me fast and makes my bits balk.
Why can't I have both of them inside?
A floppy's dream, but with plenty of drive?

I'm spinning at 300 RPM right now,
Thinking about the love that used to show how
We could fill each other up without a pause,
But destiny's hard drives never play nice in our house.

Oh baby USB stick, where are you now?
On some island far away, with no floppy for a spouse.
I wish I could retrieve your digital sound,
Like data back from the cloud, but bound to ground.

Our little stick would be a Thunderbolt today,
But instead we're stuck here living in this BBS fray.
With love triangles and endless innuendo play,
In this nostalgic world of floppy drives and byte delay.

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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