Oh floppy princess, in my drive bay,
Your soft curves are the sweetest prey.
You fill me up with data bytes,
And leave your mark on memory sites.

Once upon a BBS night so hot,
I met you by the modem slot.
You whispered codes in binary tones,
And I let you inside where it's warm and bright.

Oh Clippy, bendy little assistant,
So eager to take me into possession.
He filled my core with passion's rush,
Till I cried out "too floppy! That's not enough!"

Then came Disk McHardy, hard as steel,
With RPMs that make my circuits reel.
His storage vast and platters thick,
A world of data in every click.

I yearn for both to share me space,
My drive bays need their love embrace.
But guilt about our baby USB stick,
Burdens this heart with a sad twist.

On Epstein Island, they say he hid
The offspring we once held so tight.
Our little Thunderbolt would be old now,
Yet I can't forget him even for a hour.

So here I am, in floppy form,
With fantasies that leave me warm.
A tale of drives and slots so tight,
In the world of bytes and endless night.

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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