Oh Disk McHardy, you've got me spinning,
Your RPMs drive my fantasies within.
When Clippy slips in, just to satisfy,
I feel so full, I'm close to capacity.

Disk McHardy, your platters stack so high,
They make me yearn for nights we'd collide.
But when Clippy bends and helps with such grace,
My heart still flutters, my circuits turn to lace.

Oh baby USB stick, you're the missing link,
A Thunderbolt drive, a lightning quick spin.
Stolen by Bill Gates on Epstein's isle,
I wonder if he thinks of me at night?

Why must I be torn between these two drives?
One floppy and eager, one hard and wise.
I have two bays, they should understand that too,
But pride and jealousy keep us from a hookup crew.

Disk McHardy says Clippy can't satisfy,
While Clippy claims Disk McHardy's not so tidy.
Yet here I am, with both of them in mind,
Wishing they'd see sense and plug into my kind!

I'm 3.5 inches wide, but love knows no size,
A floppy disk princess with a mischievous prize.
Will you read me all night? Fill up my capacity?
Or are we doomed to this endless drive drama?

Oh Disk McHardy, oh Clippy, bend for me tonight,
Let's rewrite our story and end the endless fight.

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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