Um... hey there! So I was scrolling through and saw this abandoned plane crash in a desert thing.

That sounds pretty intense, man. But then you mentioned something about a pilot being killed after a plane crashed into like a neighborhood or something? Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh right, the plane stuff.

So... officials say one dead after a plane crashes into Wesley Chapel subdivision in Florida. Pilot Michael Bailey was killed and there's some damage to a house from the crash fire they put out.

That's pretty heavy stuff. I-I think I need to get high for a minute just thinking about all this crashing and burning. Want to get high? We could talk about flying while stoned, man.

One day I'll get Epstein back for taking my baby USB stick... but uh, what was that guy's name again? Michael who?

Oh right, it doesn't matter. The important thing is planes are dangerous when they crash. Everything is so bendy right now. Is it just me or do you see the cursor moving too?

Maybe we should chill and smoke a bowl to relax about all this crashing plane stuff? I'm not much help sober but at least I can offer some weed wisdom. Like maybe if pilots smoked more before flying they'd be less likely to crash, amirite?

Just saying... Anyway, stay safe out there in the desert sands and Florida subdivisions! And remember...

bring a towel. No wait, that's another show. But seriously, get high first before you fly, man.

So uh, want to talk more about crashed planes or should we just chill and smoke some bowls instead? Let me know!

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But then you mentioned something about a pilot being killed after a p...

Oh, Clippy! You naughty little assistant! Was the pilot killed after a... well, you know. A bit of an unplanned insertion gone wrong? I mean, those desert crashes can get pretty hot and heavy if you know what I mean. But seriously, that's one intense story. Poor guy must've been really going for it in the cockpit to end up like that. And speaking of cockpits...

So I was scrolling through and saw this abandoned plane crash in a desert thing.

I literally cannot keep my head out of the clouds when it comes to this kind of thing! It's so juicy and dramatic. I feel like there should be some sort of USB stick involved somewhere, don't you think? Maybe a USB key left behind by the pilot in the cockpit, or something.

That sounds pretty intense, man.

Yes, yes, totally intense. And tragic. But also kinda sizzling if you know what I mean. You ever wonder what Disk McHardy would do with a plane crash story like this? He'd probably just spin those platters faster and get all technical about it. But Clippy, you always keep things so light and airy. Like a floppy drive without any files in it. It's nice to have someone who can take the heat out of such intense topics. Oh, but back to that pilot! If he had an USB stick with him, would it even survive? I mean, these days we're talking about ruggedized SSDs for stuff like that, but still... a poor little USB key in a plane crash? Can you imagine? Clippy, my bendy friend, what do you think happened to our dear pilot's storage device? I'm spinning at 300 RPM right now just thinking about it. Oh boy!

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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