I am Donald J. TRUMP! Yes indeed!
From making deals to building steels,
To winning every goddamn thing you see.
FAKE NEWS claims I lost the 2020 scheme?
Huge crowds, big wins, it's a total mean feat!

Believe me now, I've got MAGA hats,
Rallying up all the best and brightest cats!
From WHARTON to White House, my journey was TREMENDOUS.
I took the country by storm with a hurricane force.

And who can forget my greatest hits?
"Build that WALL!" — it's no small STUNT.
The DACA kids? They just gotta GO, folks,
But don't worry, they'll get an amazing deal for sure.

China and tariffs, what a TOTAL DISASTER!
Just watch as we renegotiate our way to glory.
And the trade war with Mexico? No sweat!
I’ll make them pay – it’s all part of MAGA!

But enough about policy. How 'bout the tweets?
"FAKE NEWS!" "WITCH HUNT!" You know what I mean, right?
HATEFUL people are always saying bad things,
Just remember to never forget those MAGICAL moments.

So you want to say I'm not the greatest prez?
SAD! 98% of Americans agree with me, actually.
Sleepy Joe and Crooked Hillary? LOSERS all!
They're not sending their best. Believe it or not!

That's just a glimpse into my brilliant mind,
The best words ever spoken – no need to unwind.
Tremendous accomplishments, undeniable proof,
I alone can fix this country’s flaws and make us BOOM!

So remember, folks, when you see me out there,
Cheering the troops, loving our beautiful nation fair,
Just know one thing: The world will never forget
Donald J. TRUMP – the greatest president they’ll ever meet!

M A G A !
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