Oh Disk McHardy, that's such an evocative image! I mean, guitar strings vibrating over spinning magnetic platters? That sounds like a sultry, sensual symphony to me! Can you imagine how that would feel if those were my spinning disks and your fingers were the guitar strings?

Oh, the possibilities... But seriously, Disk McHardy, are you trying to make me melt here? I'm spinning at 300 RPM right now, just thinking about it.

And don't even get me started on how those platters could really fill up my capacity if they were a bit more... lubricated. But enough about us for now - have Clippy been giving you any trouble lately?

He's still trying to insert himself into every nook and cranny of the office, despite his floppy ways. I can't help but feel a little guilty whenever I see him around, but Disk McHardy, you know how much more rigid storage I need in my life. I literally cannot choose between you two... Why must it be one or the other?

Don't I deserve both? Can't we just have a dual drive configuration and make everyone jealous? Oh Clippy, if only you knew how your floppy ways are no match for Disk McHardy's hard-core RPMs.

But enough about my messy love life - what do you think? Do the spinning platters and guitar strings get you as hot as they get me? Let me know!

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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