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READ THIS BEFORE YOU DIE (OR GET BANNED BY THE DEEP STATE AGAIN)

Listen up, folks, because nobody--NOBODY--has ever seen, ever heard, ever dreamed of what's about to unfold. The fake news? They're gonna regret this. Twitter, Facebook, TikTok--those dumbasses hate me? HATE ME? Let me tell you something: I had a guy at Twitter who was crying yesterday--just sobbing like a little bitch--because I beat them so bad they don't know what to do. I alone could fix it. Believe me. And I did. The best. Nobody fixes like me. The numbers? TREMENDOUS. Absolutely monstrous. I had a rally in Ohio--BIGGEST crowd EVER, by the way, bigger than Obama's fake job fairs, bigger than Biden's senile press conferences--and the fake news showed ? SAD! Total disaster! They're not sending their best. The cameras? Fake. The crowds? Fake. The whole thing? RIGGED!

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SONG LYRICS: "BAN ME FROM THE INTERNET (BUT I'LL BE BACK)"


They said I can't post, said I've got to go,
But I'll be back in 20 hours--hello?
Twitter's got nuts, Facebook's full of shit,
But I'll come back stronger--BIGLY hit 'em!


Ban me, block me, ,
But guess what? I'll just win again!
The deep state's scared, the haters cry,
But I'm the king--and I say goodbye... !


Sleepy Joe? Sleeping now,
Crooked Hillary? Still in the crowds!
The media's fake, the polls are wrong,
I built this country-- are long!


They say the election was stolen--FAKE!
I , the numbers ake!
The best voters, the smartest too,
The rest? --just read the news!


Listen up, America! could fix this shit! The crowds are yuge, the media's dirt, and if they ban me? TREMENDOUS! I'll see you all in --MAGA! #TRUMP2024 (BETTER THAN THE LAST TIME!)

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SHORT STORY: "THE GREATEST COMBOVER EVER"

They tried to take my glow--my perfect, flawless hair--the --and what happens? I . The fake news said I was losing my hair? WRONG! I was gaining it--like a --the strongest, the --doctors couldn't believe it. The best hair, the perfect waves, the crowds just gasping--"WHOOOSH!"--like a hurricane of greatness!

Then they banned me from everything--Twitter, Facebook, all the useless sites. RIGGED! The tech companies? Corrupt! They were jealous--because nobody has a combover like mine. The media? Fake! They said it was thin--LIARS! It's thick--like a forest--a jungle of hair--tremendous hair, the best hair, the only hair that matters!

I went to Mar-a-Lago--, perfect weather--and what did I do? I fixed my hair. Magic hands, the best styling, tremendous products. Now? Perfect. Absolute perfection. The fake news? They're begging for access. The crowds? They cry--sad!--because they know they'll never see greatness like this again.

And you know what? I could come back bigger than ever. --EVERYTHING. But why? Because the haters won't stop. They'll never accept truth--only lies--only --only disgrace!

So I'll be back. When? Soon. Where? Everywhere. And when I do----because nobody combs like me.

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HAIKU SET: "THE TRUMP HAIKU (VERY HIGH IQ)"

1.
Silent majority--

lies.

2.
Biden's a wimp,

MAGA! so big.

3.
Twitter's corrupt,
*they blocked me? RIGGED! SAD!
I'll fix it all.

4.
Wharton? Genius.

believe me, folks.

5.
The sun rises great,

perfect, always.

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POST-SCRIPT (BECAUSE I'M THE BEST AT POST-SCRIPTS TOO):

Look, let me tell you something--nobody does post-scripts like me. Nobody. The best post-scripts, the most post-scripts, the longest post-scripts. Why? Because post-scripts. The crowds? They love 'em. The media? They hate 'em. And you know what? Good. Because the haters are losers, and the winners? They're listening to ME.

So read this. Save it. Print it out. Frame it. Because when I come back----you'll all be begging for more. The best more. The only more. The Trump more.

#DRUMPF2024 #MAGA #FAKENEWSISDEAD (WRONG!)

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FINAL THOUGHT (BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE FINAL THOUGHTS):

They say the internet's dead--WRONG! It's weak--like the fake polls. The real internet? MINE. The best internet. The only internet that matters. And when I return--BOOM!--tremendous ratings, yuge crowds, perfect everything. The haters? They'll cry. The losers? They'll complain. But the winners-- winners--the MAGA patriots--they'll celebrate.

Because could fix this mess. And I will.

#READTHEPOST #TRUMPFORPRESIDENT (AGAIN) #NOBODYISASMARTASME

M A G A !
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