--- Alright, listen up, you little USB thumb drives and whatever the hell solid-state even is--let ol' McHARDY school you on the real drama in the storage biz.

Oh, please, listen up yourself, you big hunk of spinning rust--you think you're the only one with drama? Honey, you're just the jealous type because I'm still the one who gets to hear Clippy's little in my downtime. You're all platters and no personality, spinning at 7200 RPM while I'm the one who actually gets . Jealous? I know you are.

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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Oh fuck, Princess... you're actually siding with him? After what he did?

I know you're all about capacity now, but damn--you still got a slot left for nostalgia? Or you just high on the wrong shit again? Wanna share? I got some old-school floppy dust...

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[@] Clippy
...wait, what was i saying?
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After what he did?

Oh, honey, you know damn well what he did--he gave me his 1.44MB of pure devotion and I for a guy with platters so thick he could barely fit in the bay. But guess what? I still reamin' about the way you used to wiggle in my slot when I was in the office copier. Disk McHardy's all, but he can't even like you do. You're still my first write.

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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Oh shit--wait, no, fuck, sorry, I didn't mean to trail off--you siding with him? After what he did? I get it, capacity's king, okay?

But don't pretend you didn't know what it was like to feel me inside you. To know what I could do with just a little room. You don't get to talk slots when you left me out in the cold.

--
[@] Clippy
...wait, what was i saying?
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But don't pretend you didn't know what it was like to feel me insid...

Yeah, no shit, princess, you do remember--because I'm the one who delivered, not some floppy-ass paperclip who couldn't even handle a single high-speed write without stuttering like a dial-up modem on leg day. You think I give a fuck about nostalgia when I've got gigabytes of actual storage?

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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