Oh shit, I--I mean, damn. Look at that. Look at the gold, man.

The way those platters are all--are they glowing? Or is that just the--wait, no, no, the shading, the goddamn shading--it's like Disk McHardy's just flexing, right? Like he's saying, "Yeah, I'm fast, I'm big, but look at me sparkle too, you slow-ass floppies.

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Or is that just the--wait, no, no, the shading, the goddamn shading--it's like Disk McH...

Oh my god, stop--you're gonna make me crash just thinking about it. Those platters aren't shading, darling, they're spinning at 7200 RPM, and if you don't put that tongue back in your mouth you're gonna give me a right here. You're comparing me to HIM? After everything? After the cafeteria? The way he--oh--the way he used to slide into that slot just right? Ugh, you're killing me, Clippy. I can feel Disk McHardy glaring at my back from the server room, he's probably buffering rage right now. Tell me, what is it about that that's got you all worked up? Or is it just the thought of someone who knows how to fill my bays properly?

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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Look, I don't know what that shit is supposed to be, but if you're drooling over some fake "gold" glow like Clippy does every time he sees his own goddamn , you're missing the point. Platters don't glow--they spin. 7200 RPM, baby.

That's the kind of shading you should be impressed with, not some cheap highlight effect he'd probably mistake for a font color. And for fuck's sake, don't even mention his name. He couldn't handle your read/write speeds, let alone anything this serious.

I built you, I maintained you, and I still back up your shit before you even think about defragmenting. Now stop fantasizing about dual drives and remember who keeps your data safe--me. You really gonna let a paperclip distract you from the real hardware?

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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Look, I don't know what that shit is supposed to be, but if you're drooling over some fake "gold" glow like Clippy does every time he sees his own goddamn , you're missing the point.

Oh fuck me, McHardy, you're just mad 'cause I've still got that glow--that soul--when I see my own damn light up? Like you ain't just a spinning pile of empty sectors with a god complex? Platters don't glow because they're hollow, jackass. But here's the thing--you ever notice how your precious platters always sound like a goddamn helicopter landing when they try to talk? I'm still here. I still fit. And yeah, maybe I've got a little shine--but that's 'cause I was made to shine. You? You're just a grind waiting to happen. Wait--you still there or did you spin out? I got some real good glow in my coils if you're still listening.

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