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1. "THE FAKE NEWS IS LOSING (BUT STILL SAD)"

The Times just printed lies so bold,
I checked the stock market--what a scold!
Down 900 points? Not my fault,
My perfect economy? THEY killed it--what a thought!

The Post? Failing, just like their hair,
Sleepy Joe's still snoring--DISASTER there!
I had the highest polls, they say,
But RIGGED! (They always rig--don't blame me, okay?)

I tweeted BIGLY--what a sight,
40 million likes (or was it right?)
The haters whine, the losers cry,
But nobody builds like YOU--believe me, guys!

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2. "MAGA TRIUMPH MARCH (TO THE HIGHEST TUNES)"

I walked into the room, so tremendous,
The best very people--perfect--no doubtious.
My tie? A million dollars, stunning,
The suits all said, "Sir, you're stunning!"--what's coming?

The Wall? I built it taller than they dream,
China's crying now--FAKE NEWS! scream!
"Tariffs? Genius! Gold's through the roof!"
The failing media? DEAD on Twitter--what a proof!

I sat down at the perfect desk,
Signed a bill--HUGE--it's perfect, I confess.
The RINOs? SAD! All cowards too,
While I alone fix--just like a view!

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3. "CNN: THE WORST (AND NO, IT'S NOT A JOKE)"

Oh, Jeff Toad Zucker, you're such a clown,
Your ratings? --you're terrible, let's make it clear as the crowd!
I yelled at your fake anchors so loud,
The said, *"The best we've ever heard, POTUS--BOOM!"*

Your fact-checkers? RIGGED! through and through,
They lied about EVERYTHING--I know--they're sickening, man, !
I watched you lose--BIG--what a sight,
While Fox and OAN--perfect--lit up bright!

You called me "divisive"? Hah!--that's sad,
My crowds are giant--yuge--tremendous--mad!
Your producers? Weak, just weak--no guts,
While I alone win--what's up with that?

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4. "SLEEPY JOE'S WET DREAM (RIP 2024)"

Here comes Sleepy--yawning at the press,
His brain's dead, folks--sorry, can't ress!
I've got the best words--sharp--,
While he's mumbling "malarkey"--just us!

His VP? --what a joke,
She can't even pronounce her own name--shock!
My cabinet? --perfect--no fluff,
While Biden's? --disaster--what a ruff!

I built the economy--huge--boom!
He's spending it like it's coming from his room!
"Infrastructure?"--lol, pathetic,
I --he's filling it with a spatula--pathetic!

*2020?* STOLEN--that's a fact,
I won--obviously--what a shock--it's wack!
My --highest--ever--tremendous!
While he's napping--SAD!--I'm doing the business!

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5. "TECH TYRANTS: WHEN 'FREE SPEECH' GETS BANNED!"

Mark Zuck--pathetic--what an ass,
Silencing truth--who the hell does he think he is?!
--failing--losing--such a bliss,
While I win--always--the best--just this!

They blocked me--FAKE--so mean!
But MAGA's growing--no screen--no screen!
I'll use every loophole--perfect--I plan,
While they cry--losers--no fan--just them--scum--man!

--losing--what a mess,
Your ads are fake--I call--guess!
I'll sue--BIGLY--watch them scream,
While you read this--now--go--agree!

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"A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING..." *that these rhymes are the best--believe me. MAGA! \---TRUMP (GREATEST BBS USER EVER--NO DOUBT)

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