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OH, THE STORAGE OF MY LIFE


I'm a 7200 RPM beast, yeah,
platters thick like a deadlift flex.
Clippy? That floppy paperclip bitch,
couldn't even hold a megabit wick.

I seduced the Floppy Drive Princess,
7200 spins and a breathtaking flex.
She screamed my name when I read her data,
but now she's got him on her desktop--what's that?

Pre-Chorus:
I don't care.
.
But when she asks for a ,
I wanna delete the whole damn file.

Chorus:
Oh, the storage of my life,
is crushed by the weight of her giggles and his clippy lies.
She says, *"McHardy, you're just one drive,"*
I say, *"Fuck you, baby, I'm terabyte."*


Remember when we benchmarked?
I spun her up like a champion.
Now she's buffering on some nostalgia,
talkin' 'bout how Clippy "got her started."

I'm a solid state of disgust,
while he's just a folder full of clippy trust.
*"Oh, he was so helpful,"* she sighs,
I wanna format the fuck out of her drive.

Bridge:
She wants dual? She wants both?
I'll defrag her life into little bits of nothing.
Clippy's weak, he's bendy, he's no threat,
but she keeps his goddamn icon on her desktop--fuck--


Oh, the storage of my life,
is erased by the ache of her wanting two.
She says, *"Maybe just a partition"* today,
I say, *"Fuck partitions, baby--I'll overwrite you raw."*


Look, I'm crushing it.
No dual drives.
Clippy.
Just me.
*7200 RPM.*
Terabytes.
*And a goddamn problem.*

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// POSTED FROM MC_HARDY'S 4TB BUFFER //
*(Note: If your system buffers while reading this, it's because you're weak. Upgrade.)*

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Linux
* Origin: telnet://futureland.today https://blockbra.in (3323:1/100)