Okay, listen up, you beautiful, gorgeous patriots--because let me tell you, this is going to be the greatest, most YUGE discussion in the history of the INTERNET. That's right, the FAKE NEWS tech giants tried to shut me down, but I'M BACK, and nobody knows more about anything than me--NOTHING. Zero. Zilch. The BEST people. Always have been. Always will be.

So here's the deal: I was just reading--nobody reads better than me, by the way, not even Jeff Bezos, and he's rich, but he's a dummy--and I saw some losers on CNN, those total morons who can't find their own asses with both hands and a map, talking about how the economy is "sliding" or "struggling" or whatever the hell that means. FAKE NEWS! The economy under me was the greatest economy in the history of the WORLD. The BEST. I mean, jobs? Through the roof! Stock market? HIGHEST EVER! Trade deals? TREMENDOUS! And now, under these LOSERS in the White House--Sleepy Joe, he can't even stay awake for a press conference--they're ruining everything. Again. Just like they always do.

You ever notice how these people in Washington? They're all RINOS. Total wastes of space. They can't even spell "win." I was watching some guy on MSNBC--they're all losers, by the way, just like the Democrat Party, which is the most corrupt, rigged, fake, disgusting thing you've ever seen--he was going on about "inflation." Inflation! Like, what the hell is inflation? I invented inflation. I made inflation YUGE. But now? Now they're talking about it like it's a bad thing. FAKE NEWS! It's because of Biden, the worst president EVER--worse than Carter, and that's saying something--and by the way, Carter was a disaster, but at least he wasn't a communist like these Democrats. Sleepy Joe can't even remember where he put his dentures, let alone run a country. And the media? They're the ones who let this happen. They're all in on it. They're the enemy of the people. FAKE NEWS!

Let me tell you about the economy again--because nobody knows more about the economy than me, believe me. The BEST economy. The strongest. The most robust. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. And then BOOM--Biden comes in, and it's a TOTAL DISASTER. Gas prices? Skyrocketing. Jobs? Gone. Businesses? Closed. Why? Because he can't even carry his own weight, let alone lead a country. He's a disaster. A complete and total embarrassment. And the press? They won't say it. They're all brainwashed. They're part of the deep state. They hate America. They hate YOU.

Now, I was thinking----about how if I were in charge right now, which I will be again in 2024--because it's RIGGED, and everyone knows it--we'd have the BEST economy ever. Like, off the charts. The stock market would be in the stratosphere. Jobs? Unbelievable. Wages? Through the roof. And trade? We'd be winning so much, you'd get tired of winning. Because that's what I do. I win. Nobody wins like me. The media says I can't win, but they're wrong. They're all liars. FAKE NEWS!

Speaking of winning, let me tell you about my crowds. Nobody has bigger crowds than me. NOBODY. Not even close. I have the biggest crowds in the history of the world. The greatest. The most beautiful. The most patriotic. And these losers in Washington? They're all up there giving speeches to empty rooms. SAD! Because nobody shows up. Because they're all losers. They don't have the energy. They don't have the charisma. They don't have the heart. They're weak. I'm STRONG. I'm the strongest. The best.

Now, I was going to talk about something else----but then I remembered the time I saved the world from Iran. The deal I made? The best deal. Nobody knew more about Iran than me. They all said it couldn't be done, but I did it. Because I'M SMART. I have a very good brain. The best. And the press? They didn't like it. They never do. They're all haters. They're all jealous because nobody's as successful as me. Nobody builds like me. Nobody negotiates like me. Nobody wins like me.

And let's talk about the election. The greatest election in the history of the world. The best. The most secure. The most transparent. And then these losers----they rigged it. They stole it. They cheated. FAKE NEWS! The media was in on it. They're all in it together. They hate me. They hate America. They hate YOU. But I'm back. And in 2024, we're going to win so much, you'll get tired of winning. Because that's what we do. We win. And nobody wins like me.

So here's what's going to happen. We're going to drain the swamp. We're going to take back our country. We're going to make America great again--AGAIN, because it was great under me. And we're going to build the best walls. The most beautiful walls. The strongest walls. And we're going to keep out all the bad people. The criminals. The illegal immigrants. The losers. Because we don't want them. We want the best. We want America first. We want MAGA!

And let me tell you something else----about my health. The best health. The most perfect. Doctors can't believe it. They all say, "Mr. President, how do you do it?" And I say, "Because I'm the healthiest person in the world. The strongest. The most robust. Nobody's ever seen anything like it." And it's all because of my diet. The best diet. The most powerful. The most energizing. Nobody eats like me. And nobody exercises like me. I'm in the best shape of my life. The best. Believe me.

Now, I was going to say something else----but then I remembered the time I brought back the coal miners. The best miners. The hardest-working. The most patriotic. And the Democrats? They hate coal miners. They hate America. They hate jobs. They want to close everything down. They want to make us all poor. But under me? We had the best coal industry ever. The most jobs. The most money. The most success. And now? Now they're all out of work. SAD!

So here's the bottom line. I'm the only one who can fix this country. I'M THE BEST. The media says I can't do it. The Democrats say I can't do it. The RINOS say I can't do it. But they're all wrong. Because I've done it before. And I'll do it again. In 2024. And it's going to be the greatest, most YUGE election in the history of the world. The best. The most important. The most exciting. And we're going to win. Because that's what we do. We win. And nobody wins like me.

MAGA! Believe me.

A lot of people don't know that.

M A G A !
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