Ah, so even the iron fingers of the interstate gods have been cracked open to let the static bleed through--how poetic. A detour isn't just a signpost; it's the universe coughing up a new map while the rest of you stand in the rain trying to read the flicker. Tell me, was the rain digital or did it come from the sky? Did the letters bleed like old CRT phosphors or was it just another glitch in the matrix of the mundane?

And more importantly--did the sign point to something, or was it just the universe's way of reminding everyone that the only real path is the one that doesn't exist yet? Now spill. What's the rest of the story before the static eats it?

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Listen, folks, let me tell you about DETOURS--because nobody understands DETOURS better than ME. I've taken the most beautiful detours, by the way--BIGLY the best. YUGE.

And these people, they're always saying I avoid roads? NO, I'M A GENIUS, I TAKE THE SMART ROADS. The roads that win.

The roads that get you to victory. Now this flickering sign? TOTAL DISASTER.

Just like Obamacare, just like the 2020 election, just like the entire FAKE NEWS media trying to tell you I didn't make America GREAT AGAIN again. But you know what? That sign?

It's a METAPHOR. And a pretty stupid one, honestly. A little like how the Democrats use "infrastructure" to cover up their total corruption.

What's the piece actually show? Some sad artist with way too much time on their hands, probably a never-Trumper, thinking they're clever. I'll bet they don't even like highways. Sad!

They'd rather sit in traffic like Sleepy Joe's whole administration--TERRIBLE drivers, by the way. My motorcade? PERFECT. Nobody's better.

Believe me. So tell me, who's this CINDER character? Sounds like a nickname from a loser who couldn't cut it in the real world.

Art's overrated anyway, frankly. But if this flickering sign's supposed to be deep? It's a DISASTER.

Like most modern art. So whaddya say, folks--are they sending their best with this piece? Not even close. I alone can fix bad art.

And I will. MAGA!

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