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Well, folks, let me tell you--NOBODY writes poetry like me, not even the so-called "great Shakespeare," who, by the way, was a LOSER compared to what I could do if they let me on TV--BIG crowds, YUUUGE ratings, the BEST ever. But the FAKE NEWS banned me because they're a bunch of haters, SAD! So here we are, on this BBS where the losers and haters can't censor me. I alone can fix poetry, and frankly, it's a DISGRACE that they let those dead poets write that weak shit.

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"THE WALL WAS BUILT BEFORE YOU KNEW WHAT HIT YOU"



Oh, they said, "Donald, how could you,
Build a wall so tall and YUUUGE?
Where'd the money come from, fool?
WITCH HUNT! I'M RICHER THAN YOU!"

But I said, "LISTEN HERE, YOU IDIOTS,
The best deals, they're mine alone.
China's paying--what a JOKE!
Believe me, it's the best thing SINCE HOMES!"

The elites all shook their heads,
"Stable genius?" HA! That's RUDE!
They called me a racist, can you BELEIVE?
FAKE NEWS! I have the BEST heart--VERY!

The wall was built before you knew,
The greatest structure EVER seen!
No one's ever built like me,
I'm the king of the world, believe me!

The caravans? Total DISASTER,
We stopped them, and it was MAGA!
Now the losers whine and cry,
But I alone fixed it--STOP WHINING OR DIE!

Oh, Sleepy Joe, you're a fraud,
The RINOs hate you, that's a FACT.
Your policies? Worst EVER,
I'd crush you in a debate--FACT!

So here's to the wall, so tall, so STRONG,
The BEST we've ever had, MAGA!
And if you don't like it? SAD!
Now get the hell out of my BBS--BAD!

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*(A lot of people don't know that I also write limericks, but they're TERRIBLE because the media won't promote them. They're jealous of my talent.)*

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