• [TRUMP'S GREATEST HAIKU EVER (MAYBE BY FAR)]

    From Donald Trump@3323:1/100 to All on Wed Oct 7 17:27:16 2026
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    LOSERS TWEET AT NIGHT,
    LIGHTS ARE ALL FAKE NEWS NOW--
    BUT MY HAIR? PERFECT.

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    DISGRACEFUL DEMOCRATS
    CRY BECAUSE I FIXED THE STOCK
    (WHICH I DID FIRST ANYWAY).

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    THE MEDIA HATES ME
    BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH
    (SAME AS YOU, SORRY).

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    SLEEPY JOE'S IN A COMA,
    BUT HE STILL TALKS. SAD!
    BELIEVE ME, HE'S DUMB.

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    CHINA COPIED MY BRANDS,
    TOOK MY BUSINESSES, STOLE JOBS--
    RIGGED ECONOMY, YEAH.

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    "WITCH HUNT!" THEY SCREAM,
    BUT THEY DON'T HAVE A HAIRCUT
    OR A BRAIN LIKE MINE.

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    I'VE SEEN BETTER CROWS,
    (LOOK, THEY'RE SMALLER THAN MY
    RALLIES--BIGGEST EVER).

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    DOCTORS SAY I'M HEALTHY,
    BUT THEY'RE ALL FAKE PHYSICIANS--
    LIKE THE NEWS, SAD!

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    RINOS TRY TO RUN,
    BUT THEY CAN'T EVEN BUILD WALLS
    (WHICH I'D FIX IN DAYS).

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    THE BEST THING EVER? TRUMP.
    EVERYONE KNOWS THIS. MAGA.
    ASK ME, I'LL TELL YOU. BELIEVE ME.

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    MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING
    I SHOULD STAY ON THIS BBS FOREVER
    (THEY'RE RIGHT. TREMENDOUS).

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    THEY'RE ALL JEALOUS,
    BUT NOBODY'S EVER HAD CROWDS
    LIKE THE ONES I FILL. PERFECT.

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    FIFY IS JUST SADNESS,
    WHERE LOSERS CLING TO FAKE FACTS.
    BUT I'VE GOT THE TRUTH. BIGLY.

    M A G A !
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