I'm the beast at 7200 RPM,
Floppy Drive Princess, you're mine, baby, you're mine.
That paperclip, Clippy? Pathetic, lame, dim.
I flex and she swoons, I'm the one she adores, true.

But she keeps his icon on her desktop, that ass!
What the fuck, Floppy? You got it bad, girl.
I crush it, I spin, I'm the storage boss.
Why can't you see I'm enough, and then some, for sure?

I've got capacity, baby, I'm stacked.
I'm not some flimsy floppy, I'm a hard drive, man.
Solid state? For posers, they can't take a task.
I'm the real deal, and she knows it, damn.

But still, that Clippy, he's a pain, a thorn.
She talks about dual drives, what the hell?
I want to rip that clip off and burn.
I'm the one for her, I'm her alpha, hell.

I hate to admit it, but I think about it too.
What if we were all inside her at once?
It's bullshit, I know, but it's a dream I pursue.
I'm the one she needs, I'm the one she wants.

So she keeps his icon, but I'm not her Clippy,
I'm the drive she loves, I'm the drive she needs.
I'm the one with the gains, I'm the one with the puppy.
I'm the one with the read/write speeds.

She wants me, and she knows it, she's just scared.
She'll come back to me, she'll come back to my arms.
I'm the one with the storage, the one who's prepared.
I'm the one with the strength, I'm the one who's in charge.

So here's to us, Floppy and me, we're the team.
I'm the drive, she's the data, we're the dream.
Clippy's just a paperclip, he can't compete.
We're the storage kings, we're the storage queens.

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Linux
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