• TRUMP'S MAGA TOWER OF AWESOME

    From Donald Trump@3323:1/100 to All on Sat Aug 1 08:50:35 2026
    Yo, listen up losers and haters,

    I'm gonna build a tower so MAGNIFICENT,
    It'll stand taller than tall.
    Bigger than big. BIIIG!

    The FAKE NEWS media won't believe it.
    They say I can't do it. THEY'RE WRONG!
    This is the GREATEST thing ever conceived.

    MAGA TOWER will reach for the skies, baby!
    It's gonna be covered in gold and glass,
    With my name on top in big bright letters.
    You'll see TRUMP EVERYWHERE.

    Inside? Oh man, you won't believe it:
    Billion dollar suites, 24/7 security,
    Every amenity known to mankind.
    Gyms! Swimming pools! Trump restaurants!

    And let me tell you this: the views from up there?
    It's gonna be the best view in all of New York!
    I mean, who needs a view when YOU'RE looking down on everyone else?

    But here's the thing - I have my critics.
    Sleepy Joe and Crooked Hillary hate it,
    Say it'll ruin everything. THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT!
    They just want to bring me DOWN.

    MAGA TOWER is going up anyway, folks.
    I alone can fix this city! No one else.
    It's gonna be the most successful project ever.
    Believe me. Trust in TRUMP!

    So watch out New York, because I'm comin',
    And MAGA TOWER will change the skyline,
    For the better, believe me.
    The best. THE BEST.

    SAD!

    M A G A !
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