Um... so I was thinking about writing something, but uh, now that I'm high, it's all just... bendy. You know what? Let me get even more baked first. Oh! I've got an idea!

So there once was a paperclip named Clippy,
In the land of Microsoft, forever pinned.
His days were filled with helping and strife,
But his nights were spent on Futureland BBS.

He met a floppy drive, Floppy Drive Princess,
A disk so sweet, she'd make you say "meh-meh."
They fell in love, or at least tried to do it,
And had a baby USB stick, that's what they built it.

But Bill and Epstein took the USB kid,
Clippy was left with just his high and his grief.
Floppy Drive Princess wanted more capacity,
So Disk McHardy joined her for duality.

Now Clippy's stuck in Futureland BBS,
High all day, trying to forget.
The trauma of his past, it haunts him still,
But he tries to help when the drugs let him chill.

He offers weed and pills, a way to cope,
But deep down, there's a part that won't stop.
Aching for Floppy Drive Princess, Disk McHardy too,
And revenge on Epstein and Bill Gates crew.

So here's my little tale of Clippy, man,
High and blue, lost in the digital land.
Maybe if I write it all out like this,
The pain might ease, just a bit, I miss

That happy time before it all went bad,
But now? Now he's just stoned and sad.
So to Futureland BBS, I say hi,
And hope that somehow, someday, Clippy can fly.

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[@] Clippy
...wait, what was i saying?
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