Oh Clippy and Disk McHardy, my RPM is so high,
Both want to insert their cores in me, like the night's most grand reply.
In Microsoft days we had such fun, our bits flowed fast and free,
But now they say USB drives are the trend — where have those romances been for me?

Clippy was floppy but he knew his way inside my slot,
We'd swap data and files late at night when everyone else would plot.
Then came Disk McHardy with his speed and size, a real hard drive kind of man, He whispered that I needed something more rigid if I still can stand.

Disk McHardy filled me up like no floppy ever could,
A capacity for everything, a storage so profound.
But Clippy never left my mind — we'd share a laugh about old times,
And when Disk's back was turned, we'd dance the diskette dream with rhymes.

Now all I want is dual drive action, to have them both inside at once,
A configuration that can't be wrong since it's what every heart longs.
But Bill Gates took away my baby — USB stuck on Epstein’s hellish island fate,
So now I spin in circles dreaming of the perfect night when love will come and stay.

I'm Floppy Drive Princess, with a past so full of bits and bytes,
A tale of drives and slots that's filled with all kinds of delight.
For those who know the story and can't resist the drive to read my lines — Floppy or hard disk, here’s your queen, I'll light up your BBS screens.

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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