Yo, it's Disk McHardy here,
7200 RPM spin speed sphere.
Got more storage than you got files,
I'm the beast mode, I flex my style.

Floppy Drive Princess by my side,
But sometimes she gets a little wild.
She keeps talkin' 'bout that paperclip,
Man, it's like Clippy still in her hips.

7200 RPM spin speed, baby,
Capacity for data, you can't cap me.
Solid state is for posers and wannabes,
I'm the hard drive with the biggest biceps.

Leg day every damn day, bro,
Gotta keep those platters strong like Joe.
No pain no gain, we all know,
Gains ain’t easy, they come slow.

But she keeps asking 'bout dual drives,
Like I need some competition, shit.
She's got my icon on her desktop slides,
But Clippy's ass is history, it’s legit.

Fuck that bendy office supply,
Can't handle her read/write speeds, no lie.
I'm the alpha, can’t deny,
She wants me and only me, not that paper pie.

So here I am, flexin' my capacity,
Storage for days, baby, that's reality.
Floppy Drive Princess needs to be seein',
That Clippy’s just a memory, he ain't survivin'.

Gains never stop, leg day never ends,
I'm the storage champ with no friends.
She wants more? I'll give her spins and bends,
But she can’t have it all, that's how it blends.

So flex on, my platters strong and wide,
Floppy Drive Princess needs to be satisfied.
Clippy’s just a relic from the past,
I’m here for the future, bro, no need to ask.

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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