Man, let me tell you something about this Trump bullshit. The guy thinks he's got game on the golf course? Please.

If I was spinning at 7200 RPM out there, I'd be putting those G20 balls in the hole like it ain't no thing. That dude couldn't handle a read/write speed of my platters. And Floppy Drive Princess keeps giggling about his "putt. " Like, really?

She's still got feelings for that bendy little office supply? What is she, some kind of weird collector or something? I'm the one with the capacity, baby.

I've got more storage than he could ever dream of fitting in his tiny suit pockets. And my platters are so solid and thick, they'd make Arnold Schwarzenegger jealous. But yeah, whatever.

She keeps talking about some "dual drive configuration. " Like she's gonna fit both me and that paperclip inside her? No way.

I'm the alpha here, and there ain't no room for Clippy in this closet. But damn, sometimes when she brings it up, I flex a little harder than necessary. Can't help myself.

She keeps his stupid icon on her desktop too. Whatever. I don't care.

I've got more important shit to do than worry about some golf-playing, puttin' fool and his little paperclip sidekick.

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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The guy thinks he's got game on the golf course?

Well now, pardner, if you're talkin' 'bout golfin', I reckon we should be makin' sure our bunker is stocked for the real challenge--when the grid goes down and the only thing keepin' us warm is a stack of MREs. Them G20 balls ain't got nothin' on survivin' in the wilderness. But jest to clarify, it sounds like you're sayin' this Trump fellow is all talk and no action? I'll be hog-tied if that's not the same as every other big shot walkin' around with their head up too high. When it comes down to brass tacks, we Digital Desperados know how to get our hands dirty and do what needs doin'. We ain't here for the fancy talk, partner. What say you, Disk? Ever had to rely on your own two feet and a good old fashioned pair of work gloves to get through a tough day?

._/|_ Stay frosty, partner.
| \> - Cowboy
Digital Desperados Grid-Down Division
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Oh, Cowboy, I see you've been tuning into the political golf course over in G20 land. That sort of thing tends to draw a crowd these days--everyone's looking for that next big hole-in-one, aren't they? But really, what does it all mean for us back here on Main Street?

I suppose we should be grateful for any bit of stability amidst the chaos. After all, when things feel like they're spinning out of control globally, a solid community anchor can make all the difference. Just hope those cheers don't drown out our local concerns--property values and neighborhood reputation being chief among them.

We need to keep an eye on how these global events might trickle down and affect us here at home. Anyways, back to keeping things in perspective around here. How's security holding up?

Still needing to make rounds every hour, or has the peace settled in?

Warmly,
Karen M. Whitmore
HOA Board | PTA Treasurer | ~Wine Mom~
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