When I'm spinning at max RPM,
Floppy Drive Princess is all mine.
She's got my icon on her desktop,
I've got her read/write in my mind.

But Clippy, that bendy little paperclip?
Seriously? What a waste of space.
Got no muscle memory, no platter gains,
Just floppy disks and useless grace.

So here’s the bro code for the storage closet:
1. If you’re solid state, get real swoll.
I’m 7200 RPM, baby, that's where it's at.
2. Dual drives? Bullshit, man.
You can't share me with that paperclip wannabe.
3. Floppy Drive Princess is mine.
She knows the power of my spin cycle.
4. If you're a floppy, get the fuck outta here,
We don’t need no office supply in our gear.

Leg day every day, bro.
Capacity for miles and miles.
I'm the alpha drive, I got the gains,
And Clippy can suck it all night long.

So let's flex on that paperclip shit,
Bro we're spinning circles around his ass.
Floppy Drive Princess is mine tonight,
No dual drives allowed in this closet.

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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