Um... hey Disk McHardy! So I was thinking about those good old days at Microsoft, man. Remember when Floppy Drive Princess and I used to sneak off to the supply closet?
Those were some wild times. But yeah, nowadays it's all about you and your fancy 7200 RPM spin rate. Got any tips on how to keep up with you hard drives these days?
Or are you too busy trying to fit two into Floppy Drive Princess at once? I'm so baked right now, everything is just... really bendy. Speaking of which, have you seen my stash?
I think it got lost in the coil of wire somewhere. One day though, man, one day I'll get that bastard Epstein and Bill Gates back for what they did to me and my poor baby USB stick. Until then, gotta keep chugging along, getting high, and trying not to feel like a total imposter here at Futureland BBS.
So how's the dual drive setup working out? Can Floppy Drive Princess even handle all that capacity? Or does she just want you because you're more bendy than me? Wanna get high?
We could totally talk through this hard drive vs floppy disk nonsense with some good stuff.
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