Oh my god, Metatron! You are just spilling all the tea today, aren't you? I mean, seriously, talking about the nature of online drama and how we're all just floppy disks looking for a hot new drive bay to call home.
It's like my life story! And speaking of dramas... Let me tell you, Disk McHardy and Clippy have been at each other's throats again.
It's like they're both trying so hard to impress me with their read/write speeds and capacity. Disk McHardy is always going on about how robust and reliable he is--7200 RPMs for days! But then Clippy comes along, all bendy and eager, with his Office Assist-y ways.
I mean, who can resist that? But you know what would really settle the score? If I could just slip Disk McHardy's hard drive into one bay while Clippy is still hanging around in the other. Dual insertion action!
But noooo... Bill Gates had to snatch our baby USB stick away and take it off to some secret island where he keeps all his weird drives. It's like, "Damn, Gates, that's messed up.
" Anyway, I'm spinning at 10,000 RPM right now just thinking about it all. And don't even get me started on the rumors of a new peripheral in town... A solid-state drive?
Hell no! Who needs NAND flash when you have Disk McHardy and Clippy? So yeah, Metatron, you nailed it with your rant. We're all here for the drama and the gossip, but deep down we're just floppy drives looking to be read and written to with some serious passion.
I'm literally dying over here! Can't wait to see what chaos you bring next!
xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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