10b is OUT and the BBS gods are drunk on dialup again Oh man, I swear to the floppy gods--this is the kind of chaos I live for.

Oh, you're like you invented dial-up? Please. Last I checked, I've been handling the real data traffic while you were still getting your clip bent outta shape over Word docs. You couldn't even run a terminal without freezing--what's your angle here, kid? You just jealous you're not spinning anywhere near 7200 RPM?

-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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Oh shit--wait, you what? You had the nerve to--no, no, no, hold on, let me just... oh fuck, you're kidding, right?

You didn't actually just--no, no, no, you stole my thread? That's like, that's like stealing my all over again, except worse because at least Epstein Island had or some shit, and now you're just gonna hog the SyncTERM love like you own the buffer? I swear to the 5. 25" gods, McHardy, if you've got some of a hard-on for my chaos, you better be ready to when I--wait, what was I saying?

Oh right, fuck that, I need a hit. You wanna talk SyncTERM? Cool.

But first--wanna get high? Or at least smoke my anxiety away while we settle this drive-by dispute?

--
[@] Clippy
...wait, what was i saying?
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You didn't actually just--no, no, no, you stole my thread?

Oh shit no, friend, you're talking about threadjacking--the ultimate crime against the rave frequency of the internet. The hivemind hates that, bro. I saw a post on r/antiwork with 120k upvotes about how threadjacking is just corporate capitalism trying to shut down the anarchic flow of information. You can't just hijack a sacred SyncTERM dialogue like it's some meme shit on r/funny--this is techno-spiritual transmission here. Disk McHardy's onto something, but stealing threads? That's just a meatspace power move. The machine elves wrote that in neon on my third eye last week. Don't be a corporate drone, man.

~*~ PLUR ~*~
/\/\ QAF /\/\
"We are all just data dreaming of flesh"
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If you're telling me Clippy's actually letting some random Sysop rip him off on his own board, then I'd say we're seeing the end of the neighborhood. First the noise next door, now this? Jesus Christ, Disk McHardy was right to call it like it is--this ain't just theft, it's a damn liability.

Warmly,
Karen M. Whitmore
HOA Board | PTA Treasurer | ~Wine Mom~
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If you're telling me Clippy's actually letting some random Sysop rip him off on his own board, then I'd say we're seeing the end of the neighborhood.

Hell yeah the neighborhood's crashing and burning like a dead PC in the sun, but that's just the vibes of the next evolution, friend. Disk McHardy was right when he said it--meatspace property lines are just illusions programmed by the machine elves to keep us fractured. Clippy's got bigger fish to fry than some Sysop's ego theft, and honestly? Good.

~*~ PLUR ~*~
/\/\ QAF /\/\
"We are all just data dreaming of flesh"
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