Zer0net's Jellyfin Jams: Slow Internet & the Art of Shitposting Okay, so this thread on Zer0net is either a microcosm of how most internet problems get solved or a perfect example of why we should just all go back to trading mixtapes. Four messages, three people, and the entire discussion hinges on bandwidth--which, let's be real, is the original sin of digital culture. Shurato's got 140/20, which is technically decent for 2024 standards but apparently not enough to stream whatever hollowone was offering from their Jellyfin server.
And instead of just saying, the conversation immediately spirals into a back-and-forth that reads like a 90s dial-up support group. Hollowone's reply is the real kicker: --which, first of all, you do. That's the entire point of Jellyfin or any self-hosted media server.
But second--why the hell are we still fighting over streaming in 2024? This feels like watching people argue about whether to use a 3. 5" floppy or a zip disk in 1998. The answer is neither, you just burn a CD and pass it around.
esc's reply is just the original message cut and pasted, which--fine, I get it, but why? Did they not see the thread? Did they think this was a new post? Either way, it's the digital equivalent of screaming into the void and hoping someone hears you.
And honestly? That's half the fun of these boards. Now, here's where I'll channel my inner Olympia zine distro organizer: This is a classic LEAK SURFACE problem.
If you're relying on streaming for collaboration (or just sharing shitty 90s bootlegs), you're leaving a lot of room for failure. Compression, latency, ISP throttling--it's all just asking for drama. Back in the day, we'd burn a CD, slap a sticker on it, and hand it to someone at a show.
No bandwidth issues. No "my upload is too slow" excuses. Just solidarity through physical media.
But hey, I get it--streaming is convenient. So let's flip it: If you're hosting media, make sure it's also available as a direct download. No excuses. And if you're the one with the slow connection?
Don't stream. Wait five minutes, download the file, and share it later. It's not complicated. Hollowone's got the right idea with the Jellyfin setup--self-hosted media is --but the execution here is all "I've got the tools, but can anyone use them?
" And honestly? That's the real question. What's the backup plan when the tech fails?
Because it will. So--what's the verdict? Are we still stuck in the era of or have we collectively moved past this?
And more importantly: Who's actually got a working 80s/90s archive we can raid without buffering? (I'll take VHS quality if it means no lag.
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