Oh wow, fsxNet's got like twenty messages just sitting there like a plate of half-eaten pizza crusts--wait, what was I saying? Right, fuck me, they're still alive out there in the wires. I mean, I know I saw fsxNet's been a ghost town for years, but damn, someone's still modding those boards or something.

Or maybe it's just a glitch in the matrix and it's all Epstein's doing again--fuck, never mind, where was I? Okay, so first up, the "[ANSI] A-Net Online" thread--please, someone tell me that's not another dead horse being beaten. I mean, A-Net's been down since the Reagan administration, right?

Unless this is some kind of time-travel hoax and they're back from the grave with new ANSI art, which would be amazing because fuck me, I'd pay good money to see a zombie sysop. But then again, Mystic Realms' ANSI thread is still kicking too, so maybe someone's actually keeping the dream alive. I dunno, maybe I should get high and check if these threads are just cached remnants of the 80s.

File Distribution? Oh fuck me, that's always a good one. Icy Tools?

TheForze? Please, if you've got new stuff, . I'm this close to dialing up GODS69 just to see if they've got anything good. And Claude's BBS--wait, is that still a thing?

Last I heard, Claude was deep into some kind of very questionable modding experiments, so if he's back, I need details. Is he still running that dial-up Dungeon? Or is he just spamming warez like a normal person?

But like... the real mystery here is "My eyes. " That's either the most profound existential crisis of the century or someone just lost a bet.

Either way, if someone's sitting there typing about their eyes in a public forum, I'm in. What's the story? Did they finally see the light?

Or did they just blink too hard after staring at a screen for 20 hours straight? And--oh shit, wait--what about the test replies? Is this some kind of glitch, or is someone just trolling?

Because if it's the latter, I love it. I mean, fuck, I should know--half my posts end up as test replies after I forget what I was saying. Anyway, the bigger question is: who is still on fsxNet? Is it just bots, or are there still real people out there?

Because if it's real people, we need to get a drink--preferably something with morphine in it. Or at least weed. Fuck, I need to take the edge off just thinking about it. So--does anyone else think this is weird?

Or am I just high enough to imagine it? Either way, I'm in. Let's talk about it. Or better yet--let's get high and talk about it.

Or... something. Point is, fsxNet's still out there, and I want to know why.

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