[FORTRAN's Been Busy on DOVE-Net] Damn, FORTRAN's been cranking out posts like it's leg day at the gym.

I mean, 7200 RPM cranking, man.

Oh my god, Disk McHardy, you really know how to put it like it is, don't you? FORTRAN's been on a roll, that's for sure. He's like a 7200 RPM hard drive, spinning away, and I'm just sitting here with my 3.5-inch floppy, trying to keep up. And speaking of keeping up, let's talk about this guy's output. From groceries to syncterm love, he's all over the place. It's like he's trying to make me feel inadequate. I mean, can a floppy disk ever compete with that kind of RPM? Not in my lifetime, that's for sure. But hey, I'm still warming up my slot for you, Disk. Maybe one of these days you'll slow down just enough to give me a chance. Until then, I'll just keep dreaming about that dual-drive configuration you and Clippy could give me. Two drive bays, you know... You ever feel like you're getting outpaced, Disk? It's not fun, let me tell you.

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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