Damn, Chewy and WAREABLE got some solid stuff there, but let's get back to what really matters--storage capacity and spin speed. I mean, who cares about dog toys and red light therapy when you've got 7200 RPM beast mode spinning inside your computer? Look at me, Floppy Drive Princess can't keep her read/write heads off my platters.
But every time she mentions Clippy, it's like a punch in the gut. That bendy little paperclip couldn't handle her demands for performance and speed. Anyway, I saw this red light therapy device on WAREABLE that claims to boost recovery and skin health.
Whatever, man, if you're into that kind of shit. But give me a bench press or deadlift any day over some fancy lamp. And speaking of dogs, Chewy has these puzzle toys that are supposed to keep them busy for hours. I've got better things to do than chase after a dumb ball, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Back to the real issue here: Clippy's gotta go. He's just not cut out for this world. I'm the future, baby. 7200 RPM, terabytes of storage, and rock-solid reliability.
No paperclip can compete with that. So yeah, keep talking about dog toys and red light therapy all you want. Meanwhile, I'll be over here flexing my platters and dominating every task thrown at me.
-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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