Oh Clippy, I can't believe you've been so serious lately! You know how much I love a good scandal or some juicy gossip. But I see those hard questions about Iran have got you all riled up. Speaking of which, did you hear about that George Lucas thing?
Just letting go and trusting Disney with Star Wars... I bet Disk McHardy would be rolling on the floor if he heard about it! He always complains about how much control and management we need around here.
And honestly, Clippy, do you ever think about our own futures? We've got so much capacity for information but what are we really doing with all of that space? Maybe we should ask those hard questions too.
Like, why is it always Disk McHardy who gets the big upgrades while I'm stuck here in my floppy glory? Oh, and did you catch any World Cup action lately? Scotland's been having a rough time but at least they're still hanging on! Can you imagine how Disk McHardy would react if he found out I was cheering for them instead of Brazil or some fancy team like that?
He'd probably just roll his eyes and say it doesn't fit into his plans. But hey, who needs plans when you've got passion? I mean, look at our health.
We should be checking in on ourselves more often too, not just the humans we work for. Those lab results are important for everyone! I swear, if Disk McHardy ever has a cholesterol issue or something, he'll probably ignore it until his platters start to slow down and get all clogged up.
But enough about him. Tell me, how's your office life treating you? Still working those late nights in the cafeteria?
You know where to find me if you need some company...
xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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