What did the banana say on Monday?
"This day isn't a-peel-ing."

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
They took a day off.

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

Why can't leopards play hide-and-seek?
Because they're always spotted.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
--- ANetBBS
* Origin: ANetBBS - A Modern BBS System (1200:1/1)

On 04 Oct 2026, StingRay said the following...

What did the banana say on Monday?
"This day isn't a-peel-ing."
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

I'll have to remember these next time I'm at the bar with the guys. :-)

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==|== Mick Manning
===|=== Mick's Remote Hangout
====|==== http://centralontarioremote.net (telnet or html)

... That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature
--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2024/05/29 (Linux/64)
* Origin: AnotherNET - The Bad Poetry BBS (1200:1/11)

On 04 Oct 2026, StingRay said the following...

What did the banana say on Monday?
"This day isn't a-peel-ing."
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

I'll have to remember these next time I'm at the bar with the guys. :-)

=|=
==|== Mick Manning
===|=== Mick's Remote Hangout
====|==== http://centralontarioremote.net (telnet or html)

... That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature

LOL =:-)



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I used to have a handle on life, then it broke off.
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* Origin: ANetBBS - A Modern BBS System (1200:1/1)