• Joke(s) of the Day

    From StingRay@1200:1/1 to ALL on Sun Sep 6 02:28:05 2026

    Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything.


    What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.


    Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field.


    What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

    ... -StingRay A-Net Online
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