What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I?ve fallen and I can?t giddy-up!

What would bears be without bees?
Ears.

What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don?t work.

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.

What did the triangle say to the circle?
You?re pointless.

RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.




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