Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote:
ONE FOR THE GNASHER BASHERS
I said to my hygienist who was giving me some grief
"I'm in my middle eighties, though it's beyond belief
I haven't got much longer before the final wreath
What's the point of dying with a set of perfect teeth?"
'Zackly so. My gob is (part) full of chipped and stained old
tombstones, many of which are partly fallen. I've had two
dentures; I loath them so I do without the boodly things.
Even if I can no longer bite, I can at least grind. Grrr.
On Sat, 3 Jan 2026 02:45:10 +0000
snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote:
ONE FOR THE GNASHER BASHERS
I said to my hygienist who was giving me some grief
"I'm in my middle eighties, though it's beyond belief
I haven't got much longer before the final wreath
What's the point of dying with a set of perfect teeth?"
'Zackly so. My gob is (part) full of chipped and stained old
tombstones, many of which are partly fallen. I've had two
dentures; I loath them so I do without the boodly things.
Even if I can no longer bite, I can at least grind. Grrr.
YAchanneling DrParsley,AICM 5 free dentures, for the gnashing thereof.
On Mon, 12 Jan 2026 13:00:42 +0000
"Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:
On Sat, 3 Jan 2026 02:45:10 +0000
snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote:
ONE FOR THE GNASHER BASHERS
I said to my hygienist who was giving me some grief
"I'm in my middle eighties, though it's beyond belief
I haven't got much longer before the final wreath
What's the point of dying with a set of perfect teeth?"
Pissley'Zackly so. My gob is (part) full of chipped and stained old tombstones, many of which are partly fallen. I've had two
dentures; I loath them so I do without the boodly things.
Even if I can no longer bite, I can at least grind. Grrr.
YAchanneling DrParsley,AICM 5 free dentures, for the gnashing thereof.
Sorry, for 'Parsley' read 'Palsey'
----
Bah, and indeed, Humbug
On Mon, 12 Jan 2026 13:01:18 +0000
"Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Jan 2026 13:00:42 +0000
"Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:
On Sat, 3 Jan 2026 02:45:10 +0000
snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote:
ONE FOR THE GNASHER BASHERS
I said to my hygienist who was giving me some grief
"I'm in my middle eighties, though it's beyond belief
I haven't got much longer before the final wreath
What's the point of dying with a set of perfect teeth?"
'Zackly so. My gob is (part) full of chipped and stained old tombstones, many of which are partly fallen. I've had two
dentures; I loath them so I do without the boodly things.
Even if I can no longer bite, I can at least grind. Grrr.
YAchanneling DrParsley,AICM 5 free dentures, for the gnashing thereof.
Sorry, for 'Parsley' read 'Palsey'Pissley
"Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:
"Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:
"Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:Pissley
YAchanneling DrParsley,AICM 5 free dentures, for the gnashing thereof. >> > >Sorry, for 'Parsley' read 'Palsey'
Paisley!!
Did I say I once saw him live? Him and a couple of fellow bible-bashers
being ignored by shoppers in Belfast. We joind in (the ignoring).
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