• Re: Heat Wave Play Want Bin (PWBE 11 Aug 2025)

    From Russell Marks@zgedneil@spam^H^H^H^Hgmail.com to uk.games.video.misc on Wed Aug 13 06:30:53 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.games.video.misc

    Kendrick Kerwin Chua <kendrick@nospam.io-nyc> wrote:

    Russell Marks <zgedneil@spam^H^H^H^Hgmail.com> wrote:
    Kendrick Kerwin Chua <kendrick@nospam.io-nyc> wrote:
    [...]
    Gradius Origins (PS5) - It is ordered.

    And given the name, presumably comes first in the ordering. This is
    one of those game names that I always have to mentally translate for >>predictable reasons (like Contra/Gryzor, Rush'n Attack/Green Beret,
    and Shenmue/Pro Forklift Simulator), with the thought process going >>something like "Oh, that's Nemesis. Like in 2000AD with Torquemada and >>that. No wait, the shooty thing with a pickups-for-movement horizontal >>weapon select at the bottom, like it's Awkward Space Multiplan."


    What's stupid is that not all versions of these games had weapon select. This particular collection includes all of the arcade variants from all regions, some of which clumsily substituted a straight single-item
    power-up mechanism on top of the otherwise unchanged gameplay without
    also adjusting the frequency and number of items made available. So no,
    not *all* of them have a weapon select at the bottom. For
    incomprehensible and unexpected reasons.

    Wow. I guess it really is Awkward. :-) I should bear that in mind for
    any future attempts at names/brain/comic/shooter/weapons/spreadsheet
    humour. I'm pretty sure Bob Monkhouse had an entire joke book devoted
    to that specific combination, so the precedent is clear enough.

    -Rus.
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